I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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