my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just want to make out with him forever
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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