Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
