You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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