so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The Olympian is in my bed
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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