Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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