Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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