i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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