He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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