so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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