No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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