whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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