All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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