I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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