i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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