nut hugger
We're like a lot better than the average bears
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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