That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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