And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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