id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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