I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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