Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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