Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
