just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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