If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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