Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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