If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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