my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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