Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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