i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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