Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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