Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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