I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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