honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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