His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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