well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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