She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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