She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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