Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Randomize
