Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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