so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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