Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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