I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
do nipples grow back?
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