GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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