his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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