Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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