Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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