Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
