he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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