I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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