Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sober January is a disaster.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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