Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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