If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just want to make out with him forever
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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