some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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