We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You made out with two different species that night
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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