I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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