At least make sure they are 18
Why
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
